I discovered this 'recipe' by accident about a week ago when i accidentally spilled milk on my potato salad. I've somewhat perfected it.
Creamy Mayonaise
Ingredients :
1 cup fresh/fullcream milk
1/4 cup mayonaise (any brand will do)
Optional
1/4 cup miracle whip
(if you're only gonna use mayonaise, make it 1/2 cup)
1. Heat the milk in the microwave or on a stove, whichever way you like it.
2. When it's reaching boiling point, take it off and pour the milk into a bowl.
3. Dump in the mayonaise and miracle whip and beat your evil concoction with a fork.
4. You can add more mayonaise or miracle whip (or both) to make the stuff as think as you like.
5. Add some sugar to taste. (recommended you use more sugar if using this for fruit salad)
And..there you have it.
Creamy mayonaise for your disposal (and please dispose it if it turns gray :S 0