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I really wouldn't bother but someone pointed it out :P

Baconnaise - A jar of Mayo that tastes like Bacon but is SUITABLE FOR VEGETARIANS!!

Price : £4.95

SERIOUSLY I WANT THIS :D

Everything tastes better with bacon on it, in it or next to it. Just ask the nearest lettuce or tomato. With this in mind, a group of slightly unhinged baconologists have created Baconnaise, oinkingly delicious mayo with a mouth-wateringly bacony kick. Think of it as spreadable bacon.

Set to become the gloop of choice in the cut throat world of creamy condiments, this smooth, ludicrously addictive spread is already a smash in the States. Developed to cure (geddit?) bacony cravings, Baconnaise has a distinct, smoky flavour that complements…well, almost anything. Spoon it over salads, burgers, chicken, fish and fries, or use it as a moreish dip. You can even shove it in a lettuce and tomato sandwich for a ‘No BLT’ or eat it straight out of the jar. Mmm…bacon!

Believe it or not, Baconnaise is suitable for vegetarians, especially all you pretend ones who secretly crave the unmistakable taste of shredded piggy flesh without the bacon guilt. It’s also kosher. How come? Well despite its incredibly realistic taste, it doesn’t actually contain any bacon. Amazing!

Speaking of ingredients, Baconnaise is healthier than regular mayo, containing fewer calories and less fat. Not that you’ll be worrying about that when you’re spreading it all over your fried egg sandwiches.

Available in Regular and Lite versions, this ridiculously versatile stuff will have you squealing like a pig in delight the second you get your laughing gear round your first spoonful. You’ll wonder how you ever coped without it.

There’s no point trying to rasher-nalise the appeal of Baconnaise because gourmet foodies will love pigging out on it just as much as greedy bacon fans. Spreadable bacon? What’s not to love? Oink!

(Sauce Ehm, Sorry.) (SOURCE: http://www.firebox.com/product/2468/Baconnaise)

Dissapointment

And again I feel it, *sigh* I don't even know why I bother getting disappointed again and again. All because you seem to love your sleep more and apparently its something so trivial you don't even say sorry until I poke you.

I've had it.

Wish List

Things I hope to be able to get by maybe October :

Pet lovebird from Alicia

More Series 4 and above McFarlane Dragons

A new CPU cooler...current one is kaputing.

Been busting the bank recently, especially with the new tablet purchase. BLAH.

Never throw yours away

Perhaps its not meant to be

Sometimes the above phrase pops up in my head. Its been doing it a LOT lately. Most of you readers probably don't know whats goin' on with me at the moment, but let me tell ya, I have never been more emotionally unstable in my life.

Sure, I've been sort of happy on and off with the little things but generally I'm always feeling lonely, unloved, depressed. Workstress is getting to me too, unfortunately, because of some dramas in the office. I don't normally talk about my personal life but I feel that I need somewhere to let it out right now.

There's this person I have affections for which I recently got into a sort of argument. All I asked for was to see said person more often and I did so directly. Now the problem was I had talked to a close friend about it as well and things sort of got out of control. Now said person wants some time alone to 'recover' how long I do not know. So for now, I'm gonna be on my lonesome.

All in the pursuit of happiness? I think its all overrated. There's no such thing as happily ever afters in this world, no matter how ideal the situation. Something that I have come to be familiar with is dashed hopes. You know, the kind where something gets you excited and all your hopes up and then it just gets crushed by something. Yes, crushed.

So now I dare not to hope and dream anymore as its just gonna get destroyed anyway. You said so yourself that having too much hope is never a good thing.

You also told me to be honest to myself, which I am now doing and yet you seem to be unhappy about it.

So I'm going to shelve any hopes I had for you and never take them down again.

If you had a million bucks

I’ve had this question thrown at me quite a few times over the past few years. Most of the time, from the same ‘ol people. It’s nice to hear what people would do with the cash, mostly because you never know exactly what to expect from them.

Friend A : If I got a million bucks, I’d go on a weeklong vacation in the Bahamas, get the best spa treatment money can buy, and save the rest for a long retirement. Maybe donate some to charity...if I feel like it.

Friend B: If I got it, hmmm I guess I’ll invest a portion of it for a good green industrious cause, save a bit for old age/kids college education and put the rest towards founding a woman’s aid organization. (I raised an eyebrow at this, so noble kah?)

Relative A: I’d donate a part of it to charity, build a hotel for myself to run and maybe get an awesome car?

Friend C: A million bucks ar? I’ll put some of it towards my parents, for raising me, go get my grandpa’s corrective surgery done, get lasek myself, get a good house....and LIPOSUCTION! (now thats being direct lol)

As for me, if I did get a million bucks, I’d set up a fund for my younger bro’s education (I promised my mom that if I ever struck the lottery, that’d be the first thing I’d do, by my own free will) move somewhere thats got better security, maybe lasek. Keep whatever’s left I guess. Oh yeah, and invest towards the development of Lightsabers...and teleporters. Yeah.